Commissioned Creatures

Fun and modern interpretations of the criminally cute. Vibrant, custom artwork showcasing their unique personalities.

For more information regarding commissioned pieces please visit our Commissions page. You can also reach us on our Contact Us page to inquire about a commissioned piece.

Criminally Cute Critters!

Hot Dog

Blue and black combined to create a monochromatic portrait of my god dog, Hot Dog.

Ham Hands

Black and white portrait of the notorious Ham Hands.

Biscuit

Tans, golds, browns, and pinks used to create the ethereal colors of Biscuit, the forever loved baby.

Biscuit In Color

Modern color blocks and lines used to create this digital looking portrait of Biscuit, the baby.

Commissioned Work: Ziggums the Gremlin

More Fur, Most Wanted

Small Ham Hands

Ham Hands, the kitten, painted in a kaleidoscope of colors.

Hot Dog in the sun

The fearless Hot Dog tanning in the sun.

Zammy

A black and white portrait of Zammy, the cat, who has a singing voice that rivals hyenas.

Daniel's Cat

One of Daniel's two cats. The second cat portrait pending- as guilt demands.

Pop-Art Ziggums (print)

Pop-Art Ziggums, the gremlin. Created as a print, pending as a future painting.

Commissioned Work: Samuel Crookshanks

Commissioned Work: Hot Dog

Good Artists Borrow, Great Artists Steal - Picasso (allegedly)

Creators, the rabble of maladjusted miscreants destined for recidivism - but they make stuff we want. Let's face it - we're all accessories here. Our mission with Vibrant Crime Arts is to turn attention to the grand tradition of artists' misrepresentation of originality, petty theft or outright plagiarism, and expectation of recognition for blatant reconstitution of the work of others, who themselves have done the same. You're here to join in celebrating it.

Commissioned Creatures

Criminally Cute Critters!

Commissioned Work: Ziggums the Gremlin

More Fur, Most Wanted

Commissioned Work: Samuel Crookshanks

Commissioned Work: Hot Dog

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Remind me why I'm here - I did something wrong, didn't I

Good Artists Borrow, Great Artists Steal - Picasso (allegedly)

Cornucopia of the criminally clickable